Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Candidate for the Dumbest of the Year


Here are the facts:

San Francisco Giants outfielder, Melky Cabrera tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs.

Melky gets a 50-game suspension handed from the MLB.

Melky and his entourage make a FAKE website and FAKE water company stating that he took this water which had the performance-enhancing drugs and that he was unaware of it.  He did this in efforts to get out of his 50-game suspension.

….what!?!


Here is my take on the situation:

April Fool’s Day is in April Melky! You, sir, just cost yourself millions of dollars and your dignity.  Congratulations Melky, you’ve now joined the ranks of Sammy “the Corker” Sosa, Barry “Swollen Head” Bonds, Manny “the Idiot” Rameriez and Jose “Juice” Canseco as the dumbest baseball players to ever take drugs and swing a bat.

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