Here are the facts:
San Francisco Giants outfielder, Melky Cabrera tested
positive for performance-enhancing drugs.
Melky gets a 50-game suspension handed from the MLB.
Melky and his entourage make a FAKE website and FAKE water company
stating that he took this water which had the performance-enhancing drugs and
that he was unaware of it. He did this
in efforts to get out of his 50-game suspension.
….what!?!
Here is my take on the situation:
April Fool’s Day is in April Melky! You, sir, just cost
yourself millions of dollars and your dignity.
Congratulations Melky, you’ve now joined the ranks of Sammy “the Corker”
Sosa, Barry “Swollen Head” Bonds, Manny “the Idiot” Rameriez and Jose “Juice”
Canseco as the dumbest baseball players to ever take drugs and swing a bat.

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