Wednesday, August 21, 2013

“If I get one more update about A-Rod…”

Sitting in a conference meeting and I get a buzz from my phone in my pocket.  What could it be? A text? An email? I scramble to reach into my pocket.  You’ve all done it before, you’re sitting in class and you don’t want the teacher to see you sneaking a phone check or she’ll snatch your phone?  Having the opportunity to take a glance, I look down and think ‘this better be worth the phone check.’ It’s a “ESPN Scorecenter” update; “MLB-Yankees Alex Rodriguez struck out in his second at-bat for the Triple A Scranton Humingbirds.”

You’re kidding me right? I needed an update for that?! A-Rod, you continue to amaze me. If you’re a sports fan and you aren’t from the New York area, you’ve got to be sick of hearing this ongoing Soap Opera.  Check that, even if you are from New York and you’re a sports fan you’re sick of this story.  Let me use some baseball terminology for you on this:

Strike One- In December of 2007, the Yankee’s agree on a contract giving A-Rod a 10-year $275 million dollars gift. About three years past his prime, the Yankee’s do the thing they do best and throw HUGE money at old Hall of Fame players out of their prime.  A-Rod is now the richest man ever to play the game of baseball.  Though they had some nice players, the Yankee’s put all their eggs in one basket and pray that he takes them to the World Series.  Baseball is NOT a one-man sport. You can’t have one stud and surround him with some jokers and expect to win games.  Derek Jeter and the crew are no slouches, but I think you catch my drift.  If you need more examples, just look at our boy Albert Pujols.  The Yankees put themselves in a tough predicament right off the bat.  If A-Rod doesn’t continue to perform up to these standards, they’ve lost $275 million. Oh, and he’s got to do it for 10 years! Obviously that didn’t pan out.

Strike Two- After many performance-enhancing allegations made toward A-Rod, in 2009 he decides to come clean about being dirty on 60 Minutes to Ms. Katie Couric. Remember that?  The sports world was focused solely on what A-Rod was taking, who he was hanging out with, A-Rod’s cousin who was supplying him with the juice, etc.  Okay, we get it ESPN! He took steroids, he admitted it, move on and see how he plays now.  It’s like ESPN hired TMZ to hide in bushes and see what A-Rod was eating for breakfast.  Of course his game suffers, muscles shrink, and injuries are bound to set in.  Once deemed the next Mr. October, A-Rod strikes out and blows his post-season reputation.

Strike Three- The Biogenesis Report comes out and on August 5, 2013 the MLB suspends A-Rod for 211 games (the rest of the season and next year), mainly for lying about his of performance enhancing usage.  A-Rod at the time was recovering from surgery and working on his rehab.  Look, I’m no baseball expert and I’m certainly not in the Yankee’s front office, but it sounds like some high school, “he-said-she-said” cattiness going on with the Yankee’s management and A-Rod. Some say, A-Rod wasn’t ready to play when he got hurt last year, but the Yankee’s made him play. Now they don’t want him to play at the beginning of this year, but they owe him tons of money, so they hope the MLB bans him for life.  It’s so stupidly confusing that I’m tired of keeping up with the story.  He’s apparently snitching on other players in the league for using?  No wonder Ryan Dempster threw three inside pitches after finally pegging him in the shoulder on national TV, I would too!


What we need to recognize as fans is that this story is getting old.  A-Rod is a pre-Madonna, he wants to be treated as such and he and his overpaid people (agents, PR specialists, dope-dealing cousins) need to get out of the media spotlight.  I don’t care what he did in the minor leagues in his rehab stint; I don’t care what he’s doing legally (or illegally), what is he doing on the field? Trying to keep his pinstripes clean, because he’s certainly not producing the 10-year $275 mill status.  He’s not a great baseball player anymore, and when he was, he was allegedly cheating.  Is it just me, or should we really just not care anymore?

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